Hate THIKA

What then shall we say, if the lord is for us who can be against us.We’ll start on such a tune because my God Morality is a spectrum and the range of darkness on THERE !!!But before we get into that, brethren I beseech thee to fumble in all other ways but make sure you … Continue reading Hate THIKA

stupid stupid stupid

Can we agree that moving houses is an extreme sport, and dealing with agents and caretakers is exactly what people who say “afathali nyumba unadeal na mwenyewe” say it is, gaaaademit and the way I don’t know how to scold people verbally ningekua nimesweat mapua with English of buana do you know who I am, … Continue reading stupid stupid stupid

pro-box

So I board this taxi. No, it’s not a taxi it’s a probox. the diference for y’all richkids is that a probox can never be at capacity, it’s an infinite sitter,So am going into a village in kilifi, I get to the stage and this four sitter which is actually at capacity now is still … Continue reading pro-box

pray prey

Whomever is praying that I get a wife and settle already, this is a warning! You have been wuond….So I get into this matatu at Mariakani majioni jioni. Squeeze into the two seats before the last raw. There’s this lady to the window so I sit next to her, (for context and tying any loose … Continue reading pray prey

john 11;35

Remember chokers? 😂How they were the shit… How every rebel used to rock dollshoes and chokers na kudye nywele brown,  so now tattoos and waist beads have become what chockers were, specifically boobie tattoos, lucky bustards those tattoo artists.Been a minute how are you?How are you keeping up with buying unga at someone’s whole day … Continue reading john 11;35

Like a Gif

Somebody a few weeks ago said I dress like an old man, first of all ouch! Second of all a two decades and some change year old, is old enough if you ask me.The real issue here is how in all those years of existence, I haven’t learnt Poker and or Chess. I think it’s … Continue reading Like a Gif

Whyte

once again for the fourth time again I’m back-ish🤦😅…here is a poem in slung about politics and pollingtricks in my country…… WHITEHaaaya haya Tulieni muheshimiwa anaingia tulieni …mbona mnapiga makofi na nasema tulieni.Mkulima… waliniambia wacha vitunguu nitapanda hadi ndege sahii hakuna kitu najivunia, hio sio fare hio ni pesa ya manure imewapeleka Stanford kucheki game … Continue reading Whyte

Manhood’s

Lately those random conversations that become arguments have been spiraling towards what a MAN is.You know those ones about who knows what about who, like how Jomo’s son is shitting on us all.With my artist friends about how the reason why in the top ten most streamed music in Kenya lately has all the Wasafi … Continue reading Manhood’s